Rasputin

There lived a certain man in Russia long agoHe was big and strong,In his eyes a flaming glowMost people looked at him With terror and with fearBut to Moscow chicksHe was such a lovely dearHe could preach the bible like a preacherFull of ecstacy and fireBut he also was the kind of teacherWomen would desireRa-Ra-RasputinLover of the Russian queenThere was a cat that really was goneRa-Ra-RasputinRussia's greatest love machineIt was a shame how he carried onHe ruled the Russian land And never mind the CzarBut the KasachokHe danced really wunderbarIn all affairs of state he was the man to pleaseBut he was real greatWhen he had a girl to squeezeFor the queen he was no wheeler dealerThough she'd heard the things he'd doneShe believed he was a holy healerWho would heal her sonRa-Ra-RasputinLover of the Russian queenThere was a cat that really was goneRa-Ra-RasputinRussia's greatest love machineIt was a shame how he carried onBut when his drinking and lustingand his hunger for powerbecame known to more and more people,the demands to do somethingabout this outrageous manbecame louder and louder.Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemiesBut the ladies begged"Don't you try to do it, please"No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charmsThough he was a bruteThey just fell into his armsThen one night some men of higher standingSet a trap, they're not to blame"Come to visit us" they kept demandingAnd he really cameRa-Ra-RasputinLover of the Russian queenThey put some poison into his wineRa-Ra-RasputinRussia's greatest love machineHe drank it all and he said "I feel fine"Ra-Ra-RasputinLover of the Russian queenThey didn't quit, they wanted his headRa-Ra-RasputinRussia's greatest love machineAnd so they shot him till he was deadOh, those Russians